Welcome to the Conspiracy Wiki Edit
Ever noticed how people are all Conspiring against you? We have. Here at the Conspiracy wiki, we are the first to unveil the grand conspiracy that Random Number Generators are really Santa in disguise.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But there's more, this conspiracy is the master plan of a group of shadowy nurses who have decided that, because they have 16 years left to live - nobody would dare stop them if they took over the world.