Welcome to the Conspiracy Wiki Edit
Ever noticed how people are all Conspiring against you? We have. Here at the Conspiracy wiki, we are the first to unveil the grand conspiracy that your grandmother is a liberal plot.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But there's more, this conspiracy is the master plan of a group of shadowy women who have decided that, because they have lived in Russia all their life - nobody would dare stop them if they started a Wiki aimed at releasing The Truth.