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Ever noticed how people are all Conspiring against you? We have. Here at the Conspiracy wiki, we are the first to unveil the grand conspiracy that Jimmy Whales is writing songs for Rebecca Black.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But there's more, this conspiracy is the master plan of a group of shadowy mobile phones who have decided that, because they have to get to the top of Witch Mountain by midnight - nobody would dare stop them if they destroyed mathematics as we know it.