Welcome to the Conspiracy Wiki Edit
Ever noticed how people are all Conspiring against you? We have. Here at the Conspiracy wiki, we are the first to unveil the grand conspiracy that God is a Russian Spy.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But there's more, this conspiracy is the master plan of a group of shadowy Regressives who have decided that, because they have found a Shiny Mew on Pokémon - nobody would dare stop them if they broke Wikia Search.