Welcome to the Conspiracy Wiki Edit
Ever noticed how people are all Conspiring against you? We have. Here at the Conspiracy wiki, we are the first to unveil the grand conspiracy that the internet is withdrawing money from your bank account.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But there's more, this conspiracy is the master plan of a group of shadowy hippies who have decided that, because they have a crush on you - nobody would dare stop them if they shot bats with a pistol.