Welcome to the Conspiracy Wiki Edit
Ever noticed how people are all Conspiring against you? We have. Here at the Conspiracy wiki, we are the first to unveil the grand conspiracy that EA Games is actually two midgets in a dinosaur suit.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But there's more, this conspiracy is the master plan of a group of shadowy astronauts who have decided that, because they have a stolen prototype of Half Life 3 - nobody would dare stop them if they shot bats with a pistol.