Welcome to the Conspiracy Wiki Edit

Ever noticed how people are all Conspiring against you? We have. Here at the Conspiracy wiki, we are the first to unveil the grand conspiracy that your grandmother is a liberal plot.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But there's more, this conspiracy is the master plan of a group of shadowy women who have decided that, because they have lived in Russia all their life - nobody would dare stop them if they started a Wiki aimed at releasing The Truth.

Luckily, you're here, and we can tell you The Truth - be careful, they'll try and tell you it's a lie, and that this website is just a parody, but you know The Truth - and you can tell them that they're wrong. Request a new conspiracy