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Ever noticed how people are all Conspiring against you? We have. Here at the Conspiracy wiki, we'll tell you all about how your mother is conservative.
This is mainly the work of a group of shadowy button manufacturers who have decided that, because they have a $5 Foot Long - nobody would dare stop them if they invaded Poland.

Luckily, you're here, and we can tell you The Truth - be careful, they'll try and tell you it's a lie, and that this website is just a parody, but you know The Truth - and you can tell them that they're wrong. Request a new conspiracy