Welcome to the Conspiracy Wiki Edit
Ever noticed how people are all Conspiring against you? We have. Here at the Conspiracy wiki, we are the first to unveil the grand conspiracy that News International is a liberal plot.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But there's more, this conspiracy is the master plan of a group of shadowy |_337 5P34|<RZ who have decided that, because they have your mobile phone number - nobody would dare stop them if they destroyed mathematics as we know it.