Welcome to the Conspiracy Wiki Edit
Have you ever noticed that everyone seems to be Conspiring against you? If not, don't worry — we have, and we're here to help you wake up and realize that there are lies all around you. The Conspiracy Wiki was the first wiki to unveil the grand conspiracy that what You know as The Truth is actually American.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But that's not the end of it. You see, this is just the first stage in the master plan of a group of shadowy devil worshipers who have decided that, because they have a $5 Foot Long - nobody would dare stop them if they built a navy.
Luckily, you're here, and we can tell you The Truth — but be careful. They'll try and tell you it's a lie, and that this website is just a parody...but you know The Truth — and you can tell them that they're wrong.