Welcome to the Conspiracy Wiki Edit
Have you ever noticed that everyone seems to be Conspiring against you? If not, don't worry — we have, and we're here to help you wake up and realize that there are lies all around you. The Conspiracy Wiki was the first wiki to unveil the grand conspiracy that the creepy neighbor is jaywalking.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But that's not the end of it. You see, this is just the first stage in the master plan of a group of shadowy wiki editors who have decided that, because they have run out of walrus jokes - nobody would dare stop them if they looked at images of people in slightly revealing clothing.
Luckily, you're here, and we can tell you The Truth — but be careful. They'll try and tell you it's a lie, and that this website is just a parody...but you know The Truth — and you can tell them that they're wrong.