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Ever noticed how people are all Conspiring against you? We have. Here at the Conspiracy wiki, we are the first to unveil the grand conspiracy that Chuck Norris is a liberal plot.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But there's more, this conspiracy is the master plan of a group of shadowy Muslims who have decided that, because they have the key to your heart - nobody would dare stop them if they recruited dead people for their army of immortals.