Welcome to the Conspiracy Wiki Edit
Ever noticed how people are all Conspiring against you? We have. Here at the Conspiracy wiki, we are the first to unveil the grand conspiracy that conspiracy theorists are withdrawing money from your bank account.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But there's more, this conspiracy is the master plan of a group of shadowy teenage mutant ninja turtles who have decided that, because they have chat hacks - nobody would dare stop them if they made some water in the middle east slightly more expensive.