Welcome to the Conspiracy Wiki Edit
Have you ever noticed that everyone seems to be Conspiring against you? If not, don't worry — we have, and we're here to help you wake up and realize that there are lies all around you. The Conspiracy Wiki was the first wiki to unveil the grand conspiracy that Shrek is murdering children in an underground base.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But that's not the end of it. You see, this is just the first stage in the master plan of a group of shadowy anonymous users' sockpuppets who have decided that, because they have your vote already - nobody would dare stop them if they re-wrote the Lord of the Rings, inserting their half-truths into it.
Luckily, you're here, and we can tell you The Truth — but be careful. They'll try and tell you it's a lie, and that this website is just a parody...but you know The Truth — and you can tell them that they're wrong.