Welcome to the Conspiracy Wiki Edit
Ever noticed how people are all Conspiring against you? We have. Here at the Conspiracy wiki, we are the first to unveil the grand conspiracy that your mother is lying to get drugs from old ladies.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But there's more, this conspiracy is the master plan of a group of shadowy superheroes who have decided that, because they have made enough walrus jokes on the homepage of a website - nobody would dare stop them if they sent an email to ask for a day off.