Welcome to the Conspiracy Wiki Edit
Ever noticed how people are all Conspiring against you? We have. Here at the Conspiracy wiki, we are the first to unveil the grand conspiracy that your grandmother is planning to destroy freedom as you know it.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But there's more, this conspiracy is the master plan of a group of shadowy butchers, bakers and candlestick makers who have decided that, because they have learned how to tie a knot - nobody would dare stop them if they drove a train around a track slightly faster than they are supposed to.