Welcome to the Conspiracy Wiki Edit
Ever noticed how people are all Conspiring against you? We have. Here at the Conspiracy wiki, we are the first to unveil the grand conspiracy that Peter Pan is rigging the lottery.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But there's more, this conspiracy is the master plan of a group of shadowy button manufacturers who have decided that, because they have found a Shiny Mew on Pokémon - nobody would dare stop them if they started a Wiki aimed at releasing The Truth.