Welcome to the Conspiracy Wiki Edit
Ever noticed how people are all Conspiring against you? We have. Here at the Conspiracy wiki, we are the first to unveil the grand conspiracy that Wikipedia is not returning our calls.
You must be shocked, I'm sure. I certainly was. But there's more, this conspiracy is the master plan of a group of shadowy imprisonedmasons who have decided that, because they have 16 years left to live - nobody would dare stop them if they wrote an album of calm relaxing music.