Canada is an imaginary country that is said to exist to the north of the United States of America; due south of the world's largest icicle.
As stated, the country is not real, which means it has no major exports or imports, no culture, and of course, no people of note. But, of course, Santa Clause lives there, and he is totally real because my parents told me he is. Canada may not be real, but the icy tundras due north of the US do exist. There are many strange and wild snow-based creatures that are blood-thirsty demons. One such of these is the "Abominable Snowman" (i.e., Jack Frost).
These lands are most prominently used for nuclear waste dumps by all sorts of countries including Russia, Japan, Englandland, and the US. Not only are there waste dumps, but there are also many factories and sweat-shops in the territory used by Government personnel to enslave children and others to build military technology. This technology also attributes to the waste dump factors. Even Santa Clause owns one of these factories. In addition, many valuable and malicious exports are collected in this land. (See exports)
Canada's Mythical History Edit
Even though Canada as a country does not exist, many governments and big corporations still try to convince us that it does. Why, you ask? Well, it's obvious that it's all part of one big socialist agenda. Feel free to read this history of Canada, and see if you can spot the lies (hint: all of it is a lie):
"Canada was founded in 1867, after the British got really bored of freezing their asses off every winter and decided to return to the homeland. The ones who stayed became the ancestors of today's Canadians. Canada was a rich land full of many resources such as buffalos and shit, which made it a perfect candidate to become economically enslaved by the Americans who took everything from them and, in returned, allowed them to be free of Justin Bieber. Canada eventually developed into a sea nice people and clean cities as well as Toronto. It is now a big happy place under the trustful leadership of that one dude with the glasses and the combover"
Of course these are all lies, and if you actually beleived them, then you are either very gullible, or a Commie. Justin Bieber is proof of this, as no such thing could be spawned in a land portrayed as nice.
The wastelands, commonly refereed to as Canada, are rich in a natural resource named such as "maple syrup" (- slave labor is used to mine this resource) and naturally occurring Methamphetamine crystals , which are then sold to other countries, the profits used in selling these products are used in the propaganda campaign to reinforce the lie that Canada exists.
Canada is also the world's only source of bagged milk.